"I would, but my dog peed on this exact corner this morning," April deadpanned. It might have even been true! Who knew? "Also, this city is full of idiots who think the sidewalk is a bike lane."

She didn't really want to wind up with bike tire tracks on her face. Even if it would look kind of cool.

"Do you need help sitting up or something?" she offered reluctantly. "One-time only offer." It was a good thing she didn't like her clothing that much, or she wouldn't even be offering on account of not wanting to get blood on it.