"Nah," April said, getting really into crafting her fantasy life as a day care instructor now all of a sudden. "I give them candy all the time and reassure them when they're having all their puberty problems and whatever."

Nope.

"I hope you don't have a job that involves, like, fighting crime like some of the people in town," she added. Because empirical evidence seemed to demonstrate that he would not be great at it.